Dear Kansas City:

Why must you dress so badly? Are we seriously a city where it is acceptable to run around in Fruit of the Loom sweatpants and sport flip flops for every errand we must run? I am all for a lazy day here and there but to always look like you have the flu and must run out to grab some OJ is a tad extreme! And the pajama pants in public! Can't we even get dressed?
Since when did denim jeans become too dressy for the weekend? Heaven forbid a casual skirt or Dockers slacks be worn anywhere but work. Don't we care enough about ourselves to get dressed before going out on errands for the day?
I remember when a night on the town in Kansas City had everyone looking sharp. Anymore if I wear slacks and heels to an evening comedy show I stick out in the crowd as badly as if I were wearing a formal to a movie theater. What's the deal Kansas City? Show us you love yourselves! Show us some character! Leave the frumpy sweats at home!